2019 | Haines His Way

REMEMBERING JERRY (December 28, 2019)

NOTES, ACTUALLY (December 27, 2019)

THE DARLING DAUGHTER COMES TO VISIT ON CHRISTMAS DAY (December 26, 2019)

THE DO IS DONE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL AND ALL AND ONE (December 25, 2019)

THE DAY OF THE DO REDUX (December 24, 2019)

THE “C” WORD (December 23, 2019)

DOUBLING, TRIPLING, AND QUADRUPLING THE LAUGH (December 22, 2019)

WHEN WILL IT START TO FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS? (December 21, 2019)

A LOOK BACK AT 2019, PART TWO (December 20, 2019)

A LOOK BACK AT 2019, PART ONE (December 19, 2019)

THIS IS A VACATION? (December 18, 2019)

THE TWO-WEEK VACATION, SUCH AS IT IS (December 17, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 102 (December 16, 2019)

A DAY IN A TONAL WORLD (December 15, 2019)

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS, BUT NOT REALLY (December 14, 2019)

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA (December 13, 2019)

KIND OF A DAY (December 12, 2019)

DOLEMITE AND I (December 11, 2019)

THE MOLLY GOLDBERG VARIATIONS (December 10, 2019)

THE POST-BIRTHDAY NOTES (December 9, 2019)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO – ME (December 8, 2019)

THE MAN WHO CAME TO OPENING NIGHT (December 7, 2019)

THE SECOND PREVIEW CAME TO DINNER (December 6, 2019)

THE FIRST PREVIEW CAME TO DINNER (December 5, 2019)

THE FINAL DRESS REHEARSAL AND A TALE OF SHELLEY (December 4, 2019)

THE ME DAY (December 3, 2019)

THE TWO RUN-THROUGH DAY (December 2, 2019)

AND NOW – DECEMBER! (December 1, 2019)

THE ONE THAT’S ALWAYS SLIGHTLY OFF (November 30, 2019)

A THANKSGIVING MEMORY (November 29, 2019)

GIVING THANKS FOR THANKSGIVING (November 28, 2019)

SPITTING DISTANCE (November 27, 2019)

THERE ARE NOTES AND THERE ARE NOTES (November 26, 2019)

A SUNDAY FUN-THROUGH (November 25, 2019)

THE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE PRODUCTIVE REHEARSAL (November 24, 2019)

RUN-THROUGH WITH NOTES (November 23, 2019)

ALL RUN-THROUGHS ALL THE TIME (November 22, 2019)

FINDING THE PACE (November 21, 2019)

SIXTEEN NOMINATIONS (November 20, 2019)

BADGE OF HONOR (November 19, 2019)

THE ALLERGIC NOTES (November 18, 2019)

I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT (November 17, 2019)

OFF BOOK (November 16, 2019)

BANJO BITS (November 15, 2019)

PUZZLE PIECES (November 14, 2019)

AT LONG LAST A RUN-THROUGH (November 13, 2019)

THE EATING OF THE JUNK FOOD OR WANTING TO VOMIT ON THE GROUND (November 12, 2019)

A NEW COMPOSER DISCOVERY OR WHY I LOVE MUSIC (November 11, 2019)

ACTIVE BRAIN SYNDROME (November 10, 2019)

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO HAINESHISWAY.COM (November 9, 2019)

TURKISH TAFFY AND A CIGARILLO (November 8, 2019)

AIMEZ-VOUS BRAHMS? (November 7, 2019)

THE OVATION NOMINATIONS (November 6, 2019)

ACT THREE – BLOCKED (November 5, 2019)

LATE-NIGHT MUSICAL INSPIRATION (November 4, 2019)

ACT TWO – BLOCKED (November 3, 2019)

HELEN TWELVETREES (November 2, 2019)

HAPPY NOVEMBER (November 1, 2019)

INVASION OF THE ANNOYINGLY ANNOYING ANTS (October 31, 2019)

ACT ONE – BLOCKED (October 30, 2019)

THE FUN AND PRODUCTIVE FIRST REHEARSAL (October 29, 2019)

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, MUCH ADO ABOUT SOMETHING (October 28, 2019)

IS IT THE BEAR OR THE NAISE? (October 27, 2019)

MUSIC TO MAKE OUT BY (October 26, 2019)

THE SECOND SHOW (October 25, 2019)

WHAT IF – ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO (October 24, 2019)

TONIGHT AT EIGHT (October 23, 2019)

AN AMERICAN IN SHERMAN OAKS LISTENS TO AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (October 22, 2019)

MY LIFE WITH PIZZA (October 21, 2019)

THE RETURN OF WHAT IF (October 20, 2019)

THE UN-POWER LUNCH (October 19, 2019)

DISCOVERING A MASTERPIECE (October 18, 2019)

TIRED AND PERFUNCTORY, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER (October 17, 2019)

THE I-MUST-BE-UP-EARLY NOTES (October 16, 2019)

THE MYSTERY OF TAQUITOS (October 15, 2019)

THE FORMER AND THE LATTER (October 14, 2019)

THE EASY LISTENING EVENING (October 13, 2019)

SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES (October 12, 2019)

ICBIF (October 11, 2019)

THE DAY-AND-A-HALF KIND OF DAY (October 10, 2019)

THE FINNISH LINE (October 9, 2019)

ATONEMENT – AND THE GREAT HOT FRIED CHICKEN TRENDY TREND (October 8, 2019)

DID DANISH COMPOSERS EAT A DANISH WHILST COMPOSING? (October 7, 2019)

THE LACK OF CONSISTENCY IN SIZE (October 6, 2019)

THE NOT QUITE QUITE A DAY (October 5, 2019)

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER (October 4, 2019)

NOT DISTURBING THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM (October 3, 2019)

ROSH HASHANAH – HAPPY JEW YEAR! (October 2, 2019)

THE TENTH MONTH (October 1, 2019)

PESTICIDE MATZOH (September 30, 2019)

TWO REPLACEMENTS (September 29, 2019)

NOTES BACKWARDS (September 28, 2019)

NEXT TO NORMAL (September 27, 2019)

THE INTERNET IS DOWN (September 26, 2019)

COOL, MAN, REAL COOL (September 25, 2019)

MOMMYKINS AND DADDYKINS (September 24, 2019)

ANOTHER SUNDAY HAS COME AND GONE LIKE SO MANY SUNDAYS BEFORE (September 23, 2019)

NEXT TO NOTHING (September 22, 2019)

COLORFUL NOTES (September 21, 2019)

ONE FOR THE BOOKS (September 20, 2019)

TOOTHPASTE IN YOUR EYE (September 19, 2019)

THE GRAND HOTEL OF NOTES (September 18, 2019)

IN LIVING COLOR (September 17, 2019)

WHEN WHELMED BECOMES OVERWHELMED AND VICE VERSA (September 16, 2019)

AN OLD-FASHIONED NEIGHBORHOOD BOOKSTORE (September 15, 2019)

THE TOWERING NOTES OR NOTES ON FIRE (September 14, 2019)

THE GOOD NEWS DAY (September 13, 2019)

NOTES WITH VIDEO AND VIDEO WITH NOTES (September 12, 2019)

PIZZA AND DVORAK (September 11, 2019)

SCINTILLATING STRINGS (September 10, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 101 (September 9, 2019)

THE BUSY WEEK AHEAD (September 8, 2019)

THERE’S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER (September 7, 2019)

CROSSING THE FINISH LINE (September 6, 2019)

246%!!! AND THE FIVE-CD KRITZERLAND RELEASE (September 5, 2019)

226%!!! APPROACHING THE FINISH LINE – WE CAN GO THE DISTANCE! (September 4, 2019)

220%!!! AND A FUN FIRST REHEARSAL AND FUN PLAY READING (September 3, 2019)

216%! AND A LABOR DAY WITH LABOR (September 2, 2019)

SAY HELLO TO SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2019)

THE NOT SO LONG LONG WEEKEND (August 31, 2019)

THE DISAPPEARING DAY (August 30, 2019)

THREE COMMENTARIES (August 29, 2019)

200%! THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM COMES TRUE (August 28, 2019)

THE NORMAN AND JUST BE DONE WITH IT NOTES (August 27, 2019)

180% AND THE BIG PUSH TO THE FINISH LINE AND INFINITY AND BEYOND (August 26, 2019)

THE SATURDAY THAT WAS A SATURDAY (August 25, 2019)

JOGGING THE METABOLISM (August 24, 2019)

RETURN TO MUSSO AND FRANK (August 23, 2019)

178% AND SWEET CHARITY (August 22, 2019)

176%! CAN WE GO THE DISTANCE AND REACH THE DREAM PERCENTAGE? (August 21, 2019)

173% – TO INFINITY AND BEYOND (August 20, 2019)

WEEK THREE OF THE INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN – CURRENTLY 165%! (August 19, 2019)

MORON DAY (August 18, 2019)

AND EVERY VALLEY SHALL BE EXALTED (August 17, 2019)

THE WAREHOUSE VISIT (August 16, 2019)

A SCENIE AND 155%! (August 15, 2019)

151%! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! (August 14, 2019)

THE ONE PARAGRAPH DAY (August 13, 2019)

COVER CHARGE (August 12, 2019)

MURDER AT THE MAGIC CASTLE – THE AUDIO BOOK – TWO SOLD ALREADY (August 11, 2019)

THE STRETCH GOAL (August 10, 2019)

HOLD YOUR HATS AND HALLELUJAH – 108% IN LESS THAN TWO DAYS! (August 9, 2019)

ANOTHER GREAT INDIEGOGO DAY (August 8, 2019)

AN INCREDIBLE LAUNCH TO THE CREATURE INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN (August 7, 2019)

POPPING PEPCIDS (August 6, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 100 (August 5, 2019)

THE STUMBLE-THROUGH SANS STUMBLES (August 4, 2019)

GIVING THE GO-AHEAD (August 3, 2019)

THE LAY OF THE LAND (August 2, 2019)

AUGUST AUGUST (August 1, 2019)

THE VIENNESE WALTZING NOTES (July 31, 2019)

A DELIGHTFULLY DELIGHTFUL FIRST REHEARSAL (July 30, 2019)

LOCK IT UP (July 29, 2019)

WALKING THE WALK (July 28, 2019)

MY FEET ARE KILLING ME (July 27, 2019)

OIL AND WATER DON’T MIX (July 26, 2019)

THE HOTHOUSE CONUNDRUM (July 25, 2019)

NOT QUITE (July 24, 2019)

THE CREATURE IS LOCKED (July 23, 2019)

WHAT BECOMES A DELI MOST? (July 22, 2019)

THE PERFECTION KNOWN AS REAR WINDOW (July 21, 2019)

THE CLOCK AND MIDNIGHT DUKE IT OUT (July 20, 2019)

THE RETURN OF THE CREATURE WASN’T NICE (July 19, 2019)

SPOILER ALERT (July 18, 2019)

RECORDING PART TWO OF GEE (July 17, 2019)

RECORDING PART ONE OF GEE (July 16, 2019)

THE ME DAY FILLED WITH ME THINGS (July 15, 2019)

LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES (July 14, 2019)

UNBOUND AND DETERMINED (July 13, 2019)

THE FULLY UNEXPURGATED NOTES (July 12, 2019)

MERRILY WE PROOF ALONG (July 11, 2019)

RIP RIP (July 10, 2019)

WE’LL SEE HOW THAT GOES (July 9, 2019)

THE ME DAY THAT WASN’T (July 8, 2019)

A DAY WITHOUT AN EARTHQUAKE IS A GOOD DAY (July 7, 2019)

AS IF ONE WASN’T ENOUGH (July 6, 2019)

A ROCKING AND ROLLING FOURTH OF JULY EARTHQUAKE (July 5, 2019)

JULY THE FOURTH AKA THE FOURTH OF JULY (July 4, 2019)

WRITING A MUSICAL IS HARD (July 3, 2019)

THE IMPORTANT DISCOVERY (July 2, 2019)

FLY INTO JULY (July 1, 2019)

I LOST TRACK OF TIME OR TIME LOST TRACK OF ME (June 30, 2019)

THE RETURN OF THE RANDY VICAR (June 29, 2019)

DINAH AND HER NEW BEST FRIENDS – FORTY-FOUR YEARS LATER (June 28, 2019)

THE PECULIARLY PECULIAR DAY (June 27, 2019)

WHEN BAD DAYS TURN GOOD (June 26, 2019)

MEMORIES, LIKE THE CORNERS OF MY MIND (June 25, 2019)

THE ME DAY THAT WAS MINE ALL MINE (June 24, 2019)

THE CHINESE MEAL AND THE SWEDISH FISH (June 23, 2019)

THE ORDEAL OF THE DMV VISIT WITH HAPPY ENDING (June 22, 2019)

THE DAY OF THE DMV (June 21, 2019)

THE EYES HAVE IT (June 20, 2019)

THE 1OO,000 POSTINGS OF BK (June 19, 2019)

TEN-FOUR (June 18, 2019)

THE DAY OF THE FATHERS AND JUDGING (June 17, 2019)

ORGANIZING THE SHEET MUSIC ON A SATURDAY (June 16, 2019)

THE GARAGE PURGE CONTINUES (June 15, 2019)

THE GARAGE PURGE PART ONE (June 14, 2019)

THE GROUP REP CABARET SHOW NUMBER TWO (June 13, 2019)

THE GROUP REP CABARET SHOW NUMBER ONE (June 12, 2019)

I PLOTZ (June 11, 2019)

GOOD REPORTAGE FOR THE ANNUAL TONY AWARDS BASH (June 10, 2019)

THE RETURN OF GENGHIS COHEN (June 9, 2019)

WORKING BACKWARDS (June 8, 2019)

AND NOW, FRIDAY (June 7, 2019)

THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING DAY (June 6, 2019)

YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS IN THE KEY OF B (June 5, 2019)

TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS OF SCREAMING AND A CAROL CHRISTMAS WINS TWO ACTING AWARDS (June 4, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 99 (June 3, 2019)

THE STUMBLE-THROUGH AND HOPEFULLY WAKING UP IN FINE FETTLE (June 2, 2019)

THE BUSTING OUT ALL OVER OF JUNE (June 1, 2019)

A DAY EARLY (May 31, 2019)

SORTA-KINDA (May 30, 2019)

LET’S HEAR IT FOR FEMALE CLASSICAL COMPOSERS (May 29, 2019)

THE BUSY MEMORIAL DAY MONDAY (May 28, 2019)

WE THREE (May 27, 2019)

IF WISHES WERE HORSES (May 26, 2019)

GEE, ADRIANA IS CAST, TOO (May 25, 2019)

GEE, WE HAVE OUR AUDIOBOOK READER FOR GEE (May 24, 2019)

FIRST THINGS FIRST, SECOND THINGS SECOND (May 23, 2019)

AN INKLING OF AN IDEA (May 22, 2019)

THE DINGING AND THE RINGING AND THE DISAPPEARING DAY AND NIGHT (May 21, 2019)

AN UNUSUAL TURN OF EVENTS (May 20, 2019)

PROPASTO (May 19, 2019)

LEVEL TWO SUPPORT (May 18, 2019)

ALL IS WELL AND WELL IS ALL, MAC MAIL-WISE (May 17, 2019)

THE SENIOR TECH AND THE SENIOR LUDDITE (May 16, 2019)

MAC MAIL MADNESS (May 15, 2019)

THE ASTRO BURGER DAY THAT WENT ASTRAY (May 14, 2019)

DISTRACTIONS WHILST DRIVING (May 13, 2019)

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 12, 2019)

CLAIR THE LOON (May 11, 2019)

CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY VOMIT SOUP (May 10, 2019)

O FOR TUNA (May 9, 2019)

SKEWERING CAN BE SO MUCH FUN (May 8, 2019)

THE MAN WHO ATE THE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE (May 7, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 98 (May 6, 2019)

THE HAPPY STUMBLE-THROUGH AND A HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO (May 5, 2019)

THE BENJAMIN KRITZER CHAPTER THAT NEVER MADE THE BOOK (May 4, 2019)

A MOST MUSICAL DAY (May 3, 2019)

FLAKY FLIX (May 2, 2019)

THE LUSTY MONTH OF MAY I PLAY MY CROSS-HAND PIECE (May 1, 2019)

A FUN FIRST REHEARSAL FOR THREE (April 30, 2019)

TOO MANY WORDS (April 29, 2019)

MY LATE-NIGHT WONT (April 28, 2019)

WACKY PARAGRAPHS (April 27, 2019)

FLIRTING WITH TONAL COUNTRY (April 26, 2019)

LAX (April 25, 2019)

THE FAIRLY NON-DESCRIPT DAY (April 24, 2019)

THE COUGHERS (April 23, 2019)

MUSIC TO BECOME A SERIAL KILLER BY (April 22, 2019)

LOCO EN LA CABEZA (April 21, 2019)

THE FRIDAY THAT WAS GOOD (April 20, 2019)

PASSOVER, GOOD FRIDAY, AND ROCK CANDY (April 19, 2019)

MATZOH SPRAYED WITH PESTICIDE OR DON’T EAT STALE MATZOH (April 18, 2019)

MUSIC TO FEEL LOGY AND GROSS BY (April 17, 2019)

EASY LISTENING (April 16, 2019)

STALE BREAD (April 15, 2019)

99,000 POSTINGS (April 14, 2019)

HELL DAY (April 13, 2019)

THE THIRD BURGER (April 12, 2019)

THE LURKING HEADACHE (April 11, 2019)

BROADENING ONE’S HORIZONS (April 10, 2019)

IT’S A HARD-KNOCK HEAD (April 9, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 97 (April 8, 2019)

THE SATURDAY STUMBLE-THROUGH AND OTHER TWITCHY TALES (April 7, 2019)

THE FRIDAY THAT DIDN’T SEEM LIKE A FRIDAY (April 6, 2019)

LISTENING PARTY (April 5, 2019)

A FUNCTIONING BRAIN (April 4, 2019)

A SIGH OF RELIEF (April 3, 2019)

THE FUN FIRST REHEARSAL AND THE FILM MUSIC OF ARTHUR HONEGGER (April 2, 2019)

APRIL FOOLS RUSH IN (April 1, 2019)

A FOND FAREWELL TO MARCH (March 31, 2019)

DULLSVILLE (March 30, 2019)

MADAME BUTTERLY IN JAPANESE WITH GREEK SUPERTITLES, STARRING THE GAZELLE (March 29, 2019)

THE BORING WEDNESDAY THAT WAS (March 28, 2019)

TWO NEW RELEASES AND OTHER TALES (March 27, 2019)

WELCOME TO THE NEW/OLD HELPER (March 26, 2019)

MY FAVORITE COHEN (March 25, 2019)

DIVOON (March 24, 2019)

THAT MAN NOT FROM RIO (March 23, 2019)

THE DAY THE WEATHER COULDN’T MAKE UP ITS MIND (March 22, 2019)

THE VIP (March 21, 2019)

THE SHANK OF THE EVENING (March 20, 2019)

THE CLOTHES LINE, THE INCINERATOR, AND THE NAUGHTY PAPERBACKS (March 19, 2019)

TIMELINES (March 18, 2019)

SLEEPING IN (March 17, 2019)

THE SLEEP-DEPRIVED BK (March 16, 2019)

THE KOOKY DAY IS DONE (March 15, 2019)

A BIT OF TURMOIL (March 14, 2019)

THE WELL DONE DAY (March 13, 2019)

THE DAY THAT WASN’T QUITE A DAY (March 12, 2019)

IT’S SO SCHIZO (March 11, 2019)

I HAVE AN IDEA – LET’S ALL LOSE AN HOUR OF SLEEP FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER (March 10, 2019)

SPRINGING FORWARD (March 9, 2019)

PSYCHO THURSDAY (March 8, 2019)

EVERYBODY RISE! (March 7, 2019)

REMEMBERING NICK (March 6, 2019)

THE ABBREVIATED DAY (March 5, 2019)

KRITZERLAND AT VITELLO’S 96 (March 4, 2019)

A MOST MELODIC STUMBLE-THROUGH AND ORDERING THE BOOK (March 3, 2019)

RUNNING THE REVUE (March 2, 2019)

MARCHING INTO MARCH (March 1, 2019)

STUFF AND NONSENSE AND THE NEW BOOK COVER (February 28, 2019)

DOING THE HIGHLAND FANCY (February 27, 2019)

TWO REHEARSALS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE (February 26, 2019)

THE BASH THAT WAS A SMASH (February 25, 2019)

THE AGE OF ANXIOUS HAIR (February 24, 2019)

BEWARE OF MAGGOTS CALLING (February 23, 2019)

ONE PARAGRAPH ABOUT ANNOYING THINGS, AND A FUN COACHING SESSION (February 22, 2019)

OUT ON A LIMB (February 21, 2019)

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT YESTERDAY? (February 20, 2019)

THE NEW BOOK GETS DESIGNED (February 19, 2019)

TABS (February 18, 2019)

BLURBILICIOUS (February 17, 2019)

WORKING THE WORKSHOP (February 16, 2019)

BESIDE MYSELF (February 15, 2019)

VALENTINE’S DAY AND PANUFNIK (February 14, 2019)

HELLO, DOLLY! (February 13, 2019)

YIDSPAN (February 12, 2019)

SENILITY, THE LAID CONUNDRUM, OBLIGATORY VOMIT, AND OTHER TALES (February 11, 2019)

THE ERRATIC NATURE OF SLEEP (February 10, 2019)

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION (February 9, 2019)

NOTES FOR SOMEONE NAMED MURRAY (February 8, 2019)

OBSESSION (February 7, 2019)

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS THAT WASN’T IN TODAY’S NOTES (February 6, 2019)

THE ROBBY AWARDS (February 5, 2019)

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